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My room mate and I are forced to share a bed and he will not, I repeat will NOT stop kicking me, rolling on top of me, and breathing like bellows for a chimney And yes he actually rolls on top of me. As I write this, he is covering half my body.
Roommate is obsessed with running the A/C. She refuses to open a fucking window and everyone else is forced to suffer because the control unit is in her room. She runs the A/C all night, even when it's below 60 degrees... Fucking selfish bitch.
I always know when my roommate is on her period because there is always period residue on the bathtub wall (that we share). She's such a slob and only cleans when she knows I'm home.
My roommate is a smelly, lazy, selfish twat who can only think of herself and screams at me every single time I ask something of her. She's a spoiled rotten brat with no real work ethic who leaves her used pads just sitting around.
4 rumates in a 3bdrm. 1 is gone, others kicked him out. Made my rent from $550 to $750. The others are a couple who are stoners, and dirty. It embarrassing to see the trash they make & don't clean and it's no wonder why we have ants and rats. Bummed.
My roommate is worthless and disgusting. I am constantly picking up her trash, dirty laundry, coats and dirty dishes. The only dishes of hers I haven't done are the ones she used to steal my food and put in dishwasher in hopes that I wouldn't notice.
My roommates are fat, disgusting pigs. They have people over and get drunk literally every weekend. This weekend is no different except I have finals early next week and no other place to study. Oh and my fridge is full of booze bottles. Worthless.
My roommate stopped going to class 2 months ago. All he does is smoke in his room, eat our food, and play xbox. Not to mention he never cleans. and his parents are still paying for his college and giving him spending money. He is a useless fat fuck.
My roommate never cleans or does dishes. He did manage to unload the dishwasher though.... That was fully of dirty dishes. I put the trash out this morning and he brought it back in before the trash truck got it.
My roommate is so lame and does nothing ever. The one time she actually has friends over, they overstay their welcome and make the entire house smell like smokers who roll around on dirt. I fucking hate my life right now.
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